how to survive capitalism without trying
How to Survive Capitalism Without Trying
Winston Fluff’s Manifesto for the Overworked
A satirical survival guide for anyone trapped in a meeting that could’ve been an email. Learn how to quiet quit like a Jedi, expense your existential dread, and fake productivity with flair.
“My Kindle burst into flames after Chapter 3.” – Anonymous
“Banned in three break rooms. So far.” – HR Probably
Includes: PDF + EPUB, a cheat sheet for your boss, and corporate-safe cover art.
Pay What You Want (Suggested: $4.99)
Because late-stage capitalism deserves late-stage coping mechanisms.
A survival guide for the burnt out, the checked out, and the Slack-logged. Learn how to quietly quit, expense your anxiety, and underachieve with style. Includes: Full eBook (PDF + EPUB) Bonus cheat sheet for boss-proof rebellion Office-safe cover for stealth mode Pay What You Want – Suggested $4.99 Because satire doesn’t come with dental.